Jesus christ, how lazy are you?

Name a CEO tech bro that isn’t a raving douche.

Look. You are incapable of doing work anywhere but the office. Your collaborations severely lack. Somehow tho, when the executive class spends 10 hours in email it’s innovation. When you do it, you’re unproductive.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been to the airport waiting for the naked scanner and been part of a group tahen thru the metal detector instead and let thru. I don’t even have to opt out of the scanner for the pat down.

“I’m actually really excited about how nerdy we got on the security architecture,” says David Weston, vice president of enterprise and OS security at Microsoft

🙄

Please do. Stream it too so we all can enjoy.

I’d always leave my computer on but turn off the monitor. Usually it would go to sleep or hibernate, but certain programs would keep it awake. Keep in mind this was during the Win 7 era so it wasn’t foolproof and it would just stay on.

I’ve been denied a refund for a game I played for 2 minutes and realized was trash. When I quit it went back to a popped-under splash screen instead of quitting to desktop. I turned off the monitor for the night and the next day when I requested the refund, Steam said I played it for too long and denied my refund.

It was a game under $10 so I didn’t lose much but it was still bullshit.

Fuck that shit. Bring a jammer and disable it.

Found this on the YT app on Roku awhile back and it makes watching without browser-style ad blockers acceptable

Rich kids at private schools aren’t wasting time vaping. They have cocaine they bought off someone on the faculty or brought in from mommy and daddy’s stash at home.

There’s even a Brownsville Station song about it

As of 2020, all of his companies had received around 5 billion in subsidies, tax credits, and the like.

The whole point is to make everyone stupid, uneducated and reliant on big tech.

Why learn to drive when Apple and Google will drive you around?

Why learn to write if you can have Microsoft, Google, and Apple write for you?

Why learn to read if Microsoft, Google, and Apple will read for you and tell you what things say?

Why learn to paint, draw, sculpt, sing, or play an instrument if Google, Apple, Facebook and Microsoft can make art for you based on a suggestion?

Why think for yourself when Facebook, Google, and Apple can tell you what you’re thinking or what to think?

Don’t be alone with your thoughts. Your thoughts are subversive and dangerous. Just relax and don’t make a scene. Go with the flow. Do what you’re told. It’s presumptuous to believe you know better than a finely collated corporate collection of knowledge taken from millenia of those smarter than you, don’t you think?

Relax, everything will be ok. Your AI therapist is here and knows exactly what’s wrong. You worry too much. Everything is under control and is the way it should be.

Smile more, you’re so pretty/handsome when you smile.