Sadly, I still have an older car without Car Play/Android Auto.

That’s why Car Play/Android Auto is the best way to go. The smarts are in the phone, but you can have a bigger display.

Secret service leta them use normie phones loaded with normie apps?

No. At least not while they were on duty.

But they used their device while off-duty, but at the same hotel they were at.

Apparently, my irony missed the mark.

The irony that’s with the paid OS that you’re the product.

If it’s free, you’re the product… Oh wait.