…with blyatjack and hookers!

I realized a few years ago that my GF inadvertently solved this issue for me: She likes registering for anything that provides a discount, so I use her phone number.

“Are you a member?”
“Nope, but my GF probably is…”, and 90% of the time I am correct.

Yeah, that’s the guy, I think.

“With great claims come great responsibility”

That guy from Spiderman, probably

ReVanced ❤️

Go away, Sam Altman

That’s more of an OnlyFans thing

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“I hereby sentence you to two years on your own VLAN with no gateway”